hello friends
i hope you are swell but not swollen
i am just letting you know that there are 16 new signed prints available for you to add to your art collection
including some never seen before artworks which have never been seen before until now which is why you are seeing them now
they are all priced at the affordable price of £50 so if you have wanted to start collecting art for a while then this could be the moment where that begins and you become someone who collects art and when you die it will become a family heirloom and your grandchildren can sell it and buy a house or a tescos meal deal if they dont have a tescos clubcard.
love from your friend
chris (simpsons artist) xox