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The romantic horror novel of the year that is called twilight

The romantic horror novel of the year that is called twilight

£5.00

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  • Print 26% in stock
  • Print signed by Chris (Simpsons artist) 40% in stock
  • Signed Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 100% in stock

it is the number 1 romantic horror novel of the year and it is called the twilight reunion film. 12 days ago i went by myself to the pictures to see the new twilight reunion film and it was quite good but it was mostly just a bit rubbish and i liked the wolf that was in it the most and he is called jake and i like him because he is always playing and he likes going in to the woods as well like i do and the main girl in it is called bella and she is the one who got us all in to this damn mess in the first place because she met a boy called edward who is actually a old man trapped inside of a dead teenagers corpse because he is cursed to be the shadow prince until the end of time because he shot a man when he was drunk and edward and bella started dating when she moved to where edward lives because her mum made her move out of her house because she is on drugs again and then bella and edward have a son on christmas day and when he is born edward doesnt speak to anyone for a week because he told bella that he didnt want to have any more children because he wants to go traveling in the new year and i liked the end of the film when the wolfs and the vampires was having a massive fight in the field and edward ran out in to the field and he shook himself a lot quite hard and glitter went everywhere and it turned everything that it touched in to ice and then all of the wolfs turned in to glitter and edward ran over to bella and when he was nearly next to her he did a gymnastics jump and a full spin and loads more glitter came off him again and then everything went in slow motion and bella put her arms up in the air and she was spinning herself around in the glitter and she was touching it and she was touching her face as well and she said it is like snow and then edward walked over to her in slow motion and he said i promise to make every day snow for you bella and then bella did a half smile and she looked at the ground and then their son runs over to them and edward lifts him up and he says come here kiddo we are taking a vacation and then bella says i think that we have earned a vacation and then they both look at each other and they do a massive laugh and then they walk down a path holding hands with their son and then it goes completely black for a second and then there is a close up of edward and bella touching each others hair and then the film just finishes and i went back to my own house after that and i hope that my picture makes you feel like you have just watched the twilight reunion film for yourself as well. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

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Includes their catchphrase's:
"playing"
"i have no feelings at all"
"glam outfits and glitter"
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This print comes with lots of surprises like some bits of string and some bits of felt and some elastic bracelets and sometimes i send some of my hair for my friends to have as well so that they can make a friendship wig.

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250gsm high quality card

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A3 dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front