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The Pope

The Pope

£6.00

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  • Print 19% in stock
  • Print signed by Chris (Simpsons artist) 41% in stock
  • Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 98% in stock
  • Signed Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 98% in stock

it is the pope but he is not the pope any more because he just cant be bothered with it because it is not for him. when he was the pope all that he ever talked about was just going shopping and designing outfits and he was always asking people when it would be time for him to go shopping and he was always telling his friends that he preferred to go shopping with them rather than have to go to church all of the time because he said that going to church is the most boring thing in his life and when he is at church he would just be thinking about all of the new outfits that he is going to get when he gets paid his student loan and so yesterday he decided that he would just stop being the pope from now on because it is not what he thought it was going to be like at all and so yesterday morning he phoned everyone up and told them to go to the main church when the clock strikes noon because he had a important announcement for everyone to hear and when everyone was at the main church he told them all that he didnt realise that being the pope was going to be so boring and he thought that there was going to be more time for him to go shopping and design outfits and he said that the clothes that he has to wear when he is the pope are really disgusting and he said that they are too heavy for him and they make him look like a priest and they are just not for him because he prefers to wear nicer outfits that are more fitting and show off his figure more but he doesnt mind the little hat that he has to wear because he said that it makes him laugh when he looks at himself in the mirror because it is so tiny and i think that it is fine that the pope doesnt want to be the pope any more because at least he tried it and that is the most important thing to do because if you dont try any new things then you will never know if you prefer to be the pope or if you prefer to just go shopping and design outfits and have a nice time with your friends. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox

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Includes the words:
"i have changed my mind it is not for me"

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This print comes with lots of surprises like some bits of string and some bits of felt and some elastic bracelets and sometimes i send some of my hair for my friends to have as well so that they can make a friendship wig.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card

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A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front