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The oscars statue and his 3 children

The oscars statue and his 3 children

£6.00

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  • Print 94% in stock
  • Print signed by Chris (Simpsons artist) 96% in stock
  • Signed Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 100% in stock

it is the most famous oscar in the world right now apart from the one that shot his wife when she was on the toilet that is right it is the oscar awards statue whos real name is actually called craig. i feel really sorry for craig because his fiance sophie died at christmas time because she got a infected mouth from eating too much meat so he has been left to look after their 3 children on his own and i really dont think he is coping very well at all because he just sits in his bedroom all day crying and looking at pictures of himself from when he was a little boy and he hasnt polished himself in weeks and his friends have all been texting him and asking if he is going to the oscars tonight but he just keeps on saying that he doesnt feel glamorous anymore and he wishes that it was him who was dead instead of his sweet girl and he is getting himself really down as well because he cant breastfeed his children properly because his breasts are made out of pure solid gold and even when he does manage to get a little bit of milk out of them after hours and hours of squeezing it is just boiling hot liquid gold that comes out anyway so what is the point and i really do hope that he will feel better for himself soon because i will miss him sliding down the red carpet on his knees this year with his big golden smile on his face and swinging around lamp posts to the song singing in the rain and i hope that when you are having a watch of the oscars tonight on your television in your warm living room with your family you will have a think of poor craig sat at home with his 3 starving children and you will say a little prayer for him because i think that he needs all of our prayers more than anyone in the whole world right now even more than all of the people in ukraine.

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this print comes with some really good surprises like some bits of string and some bits of wool and some bits of felt and some elastic friendship bracelets and sometimes some slices of my hair sellotaped to a bit of paper as well for you to keep inside your pocket for a good luck wish.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card
A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Limited edition signed print of 100
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front