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The death factor

The death factor

£6.00

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they are the 4 most feared judges in all of the land that is right it is the x factor judges. the x factor is a singing competition that is on television but it is not just any old singing competition because it is a singing competition with a twist and the twist is death because the person who has got the most death in their family is crowned the winner at the end of it and people from all around the world queue up for over half a year to sing to the 4 mysterious judges and as they are standing in the queue they all secretly pray inside of themselfs for as many people as possible in their family to die before they get to the front of the queue so that they can automatically get put through to the grand final and be famous. the main judge is called gary barlow and he always gets the most respect from people because he was in westlife and he can hit all of the right notes even the high pitch ones that only children and people in wheelchairs can hear and the other main judge is called louis walsh and i like him the most of all because he looks like my grandma when she was dying in hospital and he always give his votes to the young irish boys because they are the ones that he prefers and then there is nicole shurnzerger and she is the sassy american one that was in the pussy chicks and i like her because she is really stupid and she can put her leg inside of her mouth then there is the newest judge in town and she is called sharon osbourne and she is the lady that is on everyones lips right now except for her own lips because they arent even her own lips at all and she is really good because she isnt afraid to speak her mind and tell people to shut the hell up if they sound like they have got a diseased throat and i am so excited to find out who is going to win the death factor this year and i think that next year they should just have the auditions in hospitals all around the country to save time and dermot o leary can just run around hospital waiting rooms shouting who has got the death factor and the person who has got the most dying relatives will be crowned the winner and they will go down in history just like joe mcelderry did and just like alexandra burke and all of the other brilliant x factor winners of the past and everyone in the world will live on happily ever after with beautiful music inside of all of our hearts.

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Includes their famous catchphrases:
"young irish boys"
"i am outrageous"
"hehe i am so thick"
"a million percent yes"

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this poster comes with loads of really good surprises like some bits of lovely string and some bits of tight wool and some bits of felt and some elastic friendship bands and i sometimes send some of my hair sellotaped to a bit of paper for you as well so you can keep it inside of your pocket for a good luck wish.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card

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A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in

Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front