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The curse of miley cyrus

The curse of miley cyrus

£6.00

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when i was on the bus pretending to be blind on monday i was having a watch of 2 girls that was doing something that my eyes have never even seen before and they was saying that they learned it from the pop singer that is called miley cyrus and the thing that they was doing was called twerking and it is when you violently shake the lower part of your body until you cant breathe and the 2 girls was doing it for ages and all of the people that was on the bus was so worried for them because the girls was just lying on the floor shaking themselfs like they was having a epileptic fit for 10 minutes and a man tried to help one of the girls stand up but the she hit him at the top of his arm and she said get off me old man it is twerking you olden day idiot and then she sucked her teeth at the man and when the 2 girls sat back down on to their seats they was saying that when they grow up they want to be just like miley cyrus and it made me wonder inside of myself why they would want to be like someone else because the most important thing in life is to be yourself because there is no one else who will ever be like you so you might as well just be like you and i think that the 2 girls on the bus have got a curse on them because every miley cyrus song has got a curse inside of it that is released when someone has a listen to it and it makes them think that miley cyrus is good and i think that it is more important for children to look up to the silver stars in the sky and wonder about all of the beautiful things in the universe than it is to look up to a star in a magazine and wonder where they got their silver crop top from and i hope that the 2 girls on the bus will one day realise for themselfs that even the air is a better role model than miley cyrus is because without the air in our life we would all be dead and without miley cyrus in our life we would all be a little bit more alive and the sooner that everyone in the world realises that miley cyrus is cursed the happier all of our lifes will be.

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Includes her famous catchphrase:
"my thigh gap is as wide as a village and as deep as a lake"

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This print comes with lots of surprises like some bits of string and some bits of felt and some elastic bracelets and sometimes i send some of my hair for my friends to have as well so that they can make a friendship wig.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card

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A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front