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David dickinson

David dickinson

£6.00

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  • Print 37% in stock
  • Print signed by Chris (Simpsons artist) 60% in stock
  • Signed Framed Print (Clip Frame Acrylic) 100% in stock

who is this mysterious man lurking in the night time that is right it is the oak bloke and his name is called david dickinson and he is pure starving for gold. i like david dickinson because he is quite like a tree but i dont like that he has been breaking in to peoples houses at night time to steal their gold to have for himself and when it was 2 nights ago when i was lying next to my bed i heard david dickinson walking down my street and he was shouting wheres me gold wheres me gold where is all of me delicious gold and it made me think to myself that he needs to have loads of gold to make himself happy and feel more alive and when i was watching him out of my window i saw him climb in to a ladys house through her bedroom window and he was just stood staring at her for ages when she was sleeping and he was licking his wooden lips with his sandpaper tongue and then he went right up to the ladys face and he made his breathing go inside of her mouth and then as quickly as ice he snatched her golden necklace from around her neck and he started laughing his head off and then the lady woke up and she said what the hell are you doing in my bedroom you old wooden freak and david dickinson just said im just here for your delicious gold me love and then he made his eyes go completely wide so that they was nearly hanging out of his face and before the lady could even say another word he had vanished and he was gone and he was away to search for more gold and i think that david dickinson needs to know that gold isnt the most important thing in our life and the most important thing in our life is our family and our friends and our wifes and i think that he should know that it is better for a person to live their life happily in a wooden bed and be remembered than it is to spend their life feeling sad and be buried in a golden coffin and be forgotten.

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includes david dickinsons famous catchphrase:
"delicious gold"

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this print comes with some really good surprises like some bits of string and some bits of wool and some bits of felt and some elastic friendship bracelets and sometimes some of my hair sellotaped to a bit of paper as well so you can keep it inside of your pocket for a good luck wish or give it to your mum to have if she is feeling depressed again.

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Size A3 on 250gsm high quality card
A3 print dimensions: 420 x 297 mm - 16.5 x 11.7 in
Frameless Clip Frame - Non-glass (acrylic) Front
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limited edition print of 200